Most awkward conversation ever, thanks to Lukas'...
Dad: Hey Aus, can I talk to you for a second?
Me: Uh, sure Dad. What's up?
Dad: Well, I've been noticing a few things here and there. And I just wanna let you know if you wanted to tell me something, then you can. I mean, I'm extremely open minded about certain situations and I love you unconditionally no matter what.
Me: Wait, Da--
Dad: I mean, if you and Lukas are--
Me: We're not gay Dad!
* Lukas walks up behind me and slaps my ass. *
Lukas: Not yet, at least.